oh. hello.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

(via full-of-sound-and-fury)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via cartoonshumorandsex)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via brokendildo)

assholedisney:

yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals

like 

look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the launch codes but this lil fucker ain’t sayin shit

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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

(Source: castiali, via full-of-sound-and-fury)